Endorphins and Alcohol
Chin up, John. Standard poodles are hunting dogs--retrievers. Wikipedia calls 'em "gun dogs." Heh. That ought to make you feel better.
I turned out to be a golden retriever. This seemed strangely fitting.
Thank you, btd. That does help. I think.
Don't feel bad. I was a bulldog.Even in the morning, I'm a little prettier than a bulldog.
German ShepherdThe PerfectionistDoggedly dedicated to getting the job done, you don't let silly little distractions get in the way of putting in a full day's work. And after you come home, chowing down on a little grub and taking a little catnap is all it takes to get you up and at 'em for round two, whatever that may entail. Your dogma emphasizes the importance of hard work, and you swim laps around your dog-paddling, time-wasting co-workers. Your cleverness leads to you often being entrusted with some pretty important tasks, which you are always more than happy to sink your canines into. You really dig being outdoors and love a bit of exercise, but you draw the line at the ridiculous stuff, choosing a game of beach volleyball over Pilates in the park any day.
yeah - what btd said -- standard poodles have wallets that say "bad motherfucker." I'm just saying. I know: you wouldn'a thunk it, but it's true. brigid - a bulldog can only aspire to be as hot as you! Or as non-slobbery, though you may be slobbered over, occasionally. Always envied you redheaded lot!
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