Wednesday, September 16, 2009

Argh!

After several abortive false starts, I finally submitted my security clearance form yesterday. It was only *59* pages, plus three signature pages! But it's done. Now wait for the security police to knock on your door and ask about my activities in preschool. Don't tell them about the coloring book or the lemonade, please.

8 comments:

Tam said...

So we're not supposed to talk about that Amish prostitution ring you ran?

My lips are sealed.

J.R.Shirley said...

Right. Totally don't talk about that...which didn't...um, right!

Snigglefrits said...

Send me $20 and I won't make up anything too far fetched.

I'm friendly like that, you know?

Newbius said...

Vee haf vays uff makink you talk!

Welcome to the party Pal! Only 59 pages? You must have kept steady employment...

Wait until you see the long-form application.

;)

Old NFO said...

That IS the "new" short, long form... Now wait 12-18 months for them to actually show up, and ask questions to which you have NO idea what the answers were, since it's been so long since you originally filled the form out...

Brigid said...

Give me the chocolate and no one has to know about that incident involving a bottle of tequila and the alpaca.

J.R.Shirley said...

Oh, but I'm proud of that one, Brigid. Mmm...soft...

Matt G said...

I, for one, will take seriously my duty to report your lack of risk to the security of this nation.

But from what I'm gathering, you at some point were pimpin' Amish alpaca, and would get a bit wooly when dippin' into the Cuervo?


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