Wednesday, June 20, 2007

Memes. Sheesh.

WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? Yes. My middle name comes from a family friend. He, of course, after a career as a fisherman and preacher, became addicted to pornography, and divorced his wife of 16 years or so.

WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED? I dunno, but I tear up fairly frequently. As in on weekly basis, perhaps.

DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? No. I typically print, but I'm pretty sure there's a reason God invented word processing programs. I prefer to type anything I can.

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT? Peanut butter- without hydrogenated oil, of course.
Excellent with crispy lettuce on good toasted bread.

DO YOU HAVE KIDS? Give me time.

IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? Yes.

DO YOU USE SARCASM A LOT? I heard once that "Sarcasm is a weapon of the weak." I usually work to control how much sarcasm I use.

DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS? Yes.

WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP? Is there money involved?

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL? I like taking disgustingly sweet cereals and sprinkling raw oatmeal on them.

DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF? Yes.

DO YOU THINK YOU ARE STRONG? Fairly. I'm a hobbit, though, so take that into consideration.

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM? Hard one. Not anything overly sticky sweet. I like green tea ice cream, mango, most Ben and Jerry's...it's hard to find ice cream I don't like.

WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE? How they carry themselves. Probably what they do with their eyes next.

WHAT IS THE LEAST FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOURSELF? My continual battle between my obsessive control impulse and self-indulgence.

WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST? I don't know, really. I try to make the most of the time I've got, with those I care about. I'm most surprised that my father's not still around. That was unexpected.

WHAT COLOR PANTS AND SHOES ARE YOU WEARING? Um, badly ripped black silk shorts. No shoes.

WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE? A feta and chicken Pizza Joint slice slathered with El Yucateco green habanero sauce.

WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? Nothing. Actually, my friend Russell.

IF YOU WHERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE? What the hell?

FAVORITE SMELLS? Skin. Some people just smell right, like nature's marked them out for you. No, not arousal, just natural skin smell.

WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? Some car salesman, probably.

FAVORITE SPORTS TO WATCH? UFC.

HAIR COLOR[S]? Light brown.

EYE COLOR? Green.

DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS? No.

FAVORITE FOOD? Sushi. Pizza. Grilled food and barbecue.

SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDINGS? "I'm all about the happy endings." I'm quoting Tamara, but it's exactly what I would have said. Yeah, I'm a sap.

LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED? I watched "Knocked Up" last night. Funny yet sensitive to the issues. Don't watch if you're sensitive to vulgarity.

WHAT COLOR SHIRT ARE YOU WEARING? Gray.

SUMMER OR WINTER? Fall. I love fall. Delicious days and nights made for snuggling.

HUGS OR KISSES? I love hugs, but good kisses are great.

FAVORITE DESSERT? I like fruity things and moist breads.

MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND? Holly, probably.

LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND? Hm. Lawdog or myself. Wait, I can't respond to myself! Scratch the latter.

WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW? The Years with Ross.

WHAT IS ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? "An Army of One". It's Russell's, though.

WHAT DID YOU WATCH ON T.V. LAST NIGHT? Negative on the TV.

FAVORITE SOUND[S]? Good music. The laugh of a lover. A bird's song on a beautiful morning.

ROLLING STONES OR BEATLES? Beatles.

WHAT IS THE FARTHEST YOU HAVE BEEN FROM HOME? Kapisa Province, Afghanistan.

DO YOU HAVE A SPECIAL TALENT? Yes. I can find information. I love it.

WHERE WERE YOU BORN? Alabama. I escaped at 21.

WHOSE ANSWERS ARE YOU LOOKING FORWARD TO GETTING BACK? I have no expectations, but surprise me. :-)

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