Friday, 15 May: Room 134, Buttress High School, 4th period.
"Mr. Shirley, do you ever go to Wal-Mart?"
"Well, not that often, Ms. Purcell. Why do you ask?"
"Petey says if he sees you, you better watch out."
"Oh- does he?"
Despronte' "Petey" Blinkey was shot in the leg this weekend at a local Econo Lodge. Another student was not so lucky. He was shot in the head.
9 comments:
So basically, Petey's going to have to hobble up to you, to kick your arse?
And he comes with one fewer of his crew for backup?
Have you ever found yourself *less* intimidated?
And how did Wal*Mart, seedy as it may be, play into this? Petey sweeps floors there or something?
I guess just someplace public I could potentially be seen...
See, this is all because Walmart is run by the Chicoms! You should start a thread about it at THR.
Heh.
Yeah, that's right. :-)
I just read the attached piece.
I take that the economic downturn has caused WRDW to lay off their proofreaders. My 7th grade grammar/comp teacher would have positively covered that article in red ink.
Heh.
Make my above quote "I take it that..."
Intarw3bz Rule #12: If you are going to make fun of someone for being an unlettered rube, proofread your own damned post very carefully before hitting "Submit".
Just another good reason to have a carry permit...
that's just... wow.
Is this like... common in school now? I don't remember it being so ... feral. I mean, amongst the kids sure.. but threatening the teacher?
Can't carry in school here...
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