Blue Blazes and the "Science" of Astrology

(AKA, if you can understand this, you're doing better than me.)

Short version: my chart contradicts itself, making me an average person.

Long version(oh, boy!):
Sun in Capricorn

He is honest, reserved, circumspect, honorable and strong-willed. Quietly ambitious within the realms of the possible, he likes and takes on responsibility. He can work in the social domain.

Weaknesses: a bitter, hostile, disagreeable and mistrustful mind.

Moon in Aries

He is autonomous, emancipated, courageous. Self-assured, with energetic activities. He is ambitious and enthusiastic.

Weaknesses: impulsiveness, domination, aggressiveness, great impetuousness. Constant changing of job.

Mercury in Sagittarius

Democrat, philosopher, tolerant, respectful of laws. Likes foreign travel. Believes that everything teaches you something.

Weaknesses: free spirit, that likes adventure and will leap into hazardous and risky affairs.

Venus in Aquarius

He likes flowery language: he is very sensitive and detests anything vulgar. He appreciates independence in love, but idealizes and embellishes it. He likes to please and will do whatever is necessary for this. While always being frank, he is not always faithful.

Weaknesses: he is unfaithful, because he likes above all to please and will follow through to the end of any adventure that arises. Does not like barriers, likes liberty of action and does not like to account to anyone.

Mars in Pisces

He is choleric, boils over, and easily gets exasperated. He has difficulty in controlling himself.

Weaknesses: The constraints of society can provoke him to great anger. Religious extremists in particular can drive him insane. These rages can put him in very unpleasant situations.

Jupiter in Sagittarius

He is agreeable, seductive, engaging and generous.

Weaknesses: immoderate taste for sport and games.

Saturn in Gemini

He is systematic, ordered, meticulous. He is discerning and lucid. A scientific mind.

Weaknesses: problems with nearest and dearest, worries in moving or travelling.

Uranus in Libra

Well-developed artistic leanings. His balance can be upset by too great an independence.

Neptune in Sagittarius

Likes long voyages, things foreign, water.

Pluto in Libra

Brings changes.

Sign and ascendant

Capricorn ascendant Cancer

The planets in the houses

The planetary positions in the houses express the facts relative to destiny.

Sun in VI

Not much social ambition, he wants to work in the medical environment and progress step by step.

Moon in X

Changes of situation. He is frightened of getting old and tends to hark back to the past. Influenced by the father. Success due to help from women.

Mercury in V

Taste for intellectual games, sports that require skill and finesse. He is very curious about everything, even in love. He likes children.

Venus in VII

His fate depends a lot on marriage. Marries for love, children, happy emotional life.

Mars in IX

Deeply rooted opinions, which he knows how to defend energetically. At a certain moment of life, he can fight for a particular ideal but might abandon it along the way, being less convinced than at the beginning of its virtue or because he realizes that it is a losing battle. Conflict abroad or with foreigners.

Jupiter in VI

He has a responsible job in an organization. Dislikes working for himself. He helps the sick and under-privileged with kindness. Probably overdoes the good life, he likes animals, the country.

Saturn in XI

He appreciates the company of older people of intelligence and good counsel. These will help success in professional life. He has few friends and has difficulty in finding a partner. He is very reserved.

Uranus in IV

He is very independent. His independence begins vis-...-vis the family circle. He does not like bureaucracy, administration, and has problems as a result. He has avant-garde ideas, he is original and does not tolerate constraints on his freedom.

Neptune in V

Extravagant love affairs, great passions.

The houses in the signs

Ascendant in Cancer

He will certainly have a large family. Indeed, family life, the home, the children will be very important for him.

House II in Leo

Financial success will be very easy thanks to the support of influential people.

Tendency to spend more than what is earned.

House III in Virgo

He pulls everything to pieces, analyzes, critizes. Doesn't take on anything without examining the pro's and the con's. He is very careful, sometimes to a manic extent, taking everything into account even to the slightest detail.

House IV in Libra

The simple life, the small home isn't for him. If the job doesn't pay well or he doesn't marry well financially speaking, he will probably be unhappy. Likes luxury goods to make life comfortable, going out, cocktail parties. Goes round only with refined people, perhaps sometimes a little too affected, and with good jobs.

House V in Scorpio

Gets blinded by and drunk with love: everything revolves around his love. His passions are angry, exclusive and domestic quarrels are in prospect as a result. Fertile love life.

House VI in Sagittarius

Likes jobs that involve travel, moving about a lot. Weak point: the circulation of the blood.

House VII in Capricorn

A love-and-friendship marriage. Unproblematic, quiet relationship. A few hiccups, but nothing really serious. Faithfulness.

House VIII in Aquarius

An unexpected inheritance.

House IX in Pisces

Likes sea cruises. Sometimes has brilliant ideas that come from nowhere.

House X in Aries

All the leadership qualities are there: authority, energy, initiative, leadership, lots of gung-ho and of course intelligence.

House XI in Taurus

Likes to be surrounded by frank and good-hearted friends. These friendships don't stand on ceremony. Carries out everything he undertakes surely, composedly, calmly until successful.

House XII in Gemini

Anxiety, preoccupation concerning a dear one.

Interplanetary aspects

The interplanetary aspects have a strong influence on the character and disposition of the individual and, consequently, on his destiny.

The conjunction aspect is variable and depends above all on the nature of the conjoint planets.

-183 Opposition Moon - Uranus

He has a feverish, non-constructive restlessness. He is too susceptible. While his life is full of change, he is full of hot air. He is eccentric, irritable and stubborn. He has difficulty concentrating on a job. Nervous strain. His friendships are like his professional and love life - unstable.

156 Sextile Venus - Neptune

His professional life is unstable. He has a taste for the Arts, is a dreamer, is easily influenced and romantic. He is emotional and very sensitive.

138 Sextile Mars - Saturn

He is energetic and determined. He has strength and resistance, ability and patience: he is tough, and sometimes insensitive, and puts all his energy and talents into overcoming all the obstacles to his success. He is obstinate, calculating, does not take on anything without having thought of all the possible consequences, he can take all the time in the world and never loses patience to achieve his objectives. He is not particularly popular in his circle, but is feared and respected.

-101 Opposition Mars - Pluto

He is violent, brutal, irascible and succeeds in crushing others, without giving it a thought.

91 Conjunction Mercury - Jupiter

He is intelligent, has big ideas: he is tolerant and has a strong sense of justice. He has good judgement, good sense and has his feet on the ground. He has the "gift of the gab", and likes to speak, he also likes literature. He is erudite and will normally be successful socially.

-82 Square Sun - Pluto

This aspect means fights and setbacks. He is presumptuous.

-78 Opposition Saturn - Neptune

Living conditions are difficult for 77 Conjunction Mars - Midheaven

He has a good sense of organization. He knows how to take the necessary decisions rapidly, is independent and uses all his energy to succeed socially.

74 Trine Venus - Saturn

He has a good grasp of reality and of duty. He is thrifty, reserved and does not show off. He likes truth and justice. In love, his sentiments are sincere and deep, he never plays false. He is, of course, faithful in love and friendship. He can love a much older person and appreciates his intelligence and good sense.

73 Trine Moon - Mercury

He has good judgement, a good memory. He is intelligent, imaginative, vivacious and develops all through life. He speaks easily. He has an aptitude for learning foreign languages.

73 Trine Moon - Jupiter

He is frank, honest, optimistic and generous. He likes good cooking, his comforts. His friendships are sincere. He is a worker and knows how to surround himself with the right people: he is appreciated at work.

67 Trine Venus - Pluto

His emotional and sex life is powerful and rich. He lives out truly passionate love affairs.

56 Sextile Jupiter - Uranus

He knows what's going on at a glance. He thirsts after knowledge, and is a good organizer. He is very independent, likes his freedom of action, is a non-conformist. He is very agreeable company and is always in demand.

-54 Square Sun - Midheaven

He lacks an aim in life. He does not face up to problems and his schemes, if any, are impossible for him to realize.

-53 Square Moon - Ascendant

He is unhappily influenced by the family. He is probably loved insufficiently by his parents, but looks for more love especially from his mother. He is susceptible, has superficial sensitivity and is sometimes irascible.

-52 Square Sun - Mars

He is violent, impulsive. He throws himself headlong into situations without ever thinking of the consequences of his actions. This can cause a lot of problems. He cannot stand still and channels badly the energy which he possesses.

42 Trine Saturn - Pluto

He perseveres, achieves his projects through hard work.

37 Sextile Venus - Midheaven

He has good taste, has an affectionate nature, his love is warm and deep, based on intellectual understanding and common tastes. His friends are useful in furthering his career.

36 Trine Mars - Neptune

His feelings are dominated by wisdom and geared towards the ideal. He likes water, sea voyages. He likes odd people.

34 Conjunction Mercury - Neptune

He can put down in writing everything that his imagination and intuition dictates.

32 Sextile Neptune - Pluto

-28 Square Uranus - Ascendant

He is inconstant, lacks control and is nervous.

19 Conjunction Moon - Midheaven

He has a sense of family, profound feelings and especially likes children. If there are changes in his professional life, they are for the better.

14 Trine Neptune - Midheaven

His plans lack realism and are therefore often unattainable.

11 Trine Mercury - Midheaven

He likes to have his own ideas about things, to form an opinion and think over the problems it poses. He is an intellectual.

-10 Opposition Pluto - Midheaven

He abuses his power, crushing others in order to achieve his objectives. He risks losing everything and having to start from scratch.

9 Sextile Venus - Mars

He is amorous, not a peaceful and calm lover but a passionate one with a strong temperament. He is demonstrative in love, and likes healthy pleasures. He enjoys life to the full.