While we celebrated Roger's birthday tonight at the Bonefish Grill, Brittany delivered an inspired insult.
You look like a pissed-off Charlie Brown, she said perkily to me, as I sat wearing an annoyingly uncomfortable party hat. Now I suppose I no longer have to dread that one day I'll receive a truly world-class put down.
Of course, at the house a while later, Little Momma told Brittany, If you're going to wear a dress that short, you really should wear sequined panties.
Well, they're not sequined, but I've got cute panties on, Brittany protested.
That's true, I said, grinning at Jordy. They're pink.