with the huge illustrated book of Muslim propaganda that Doc Nugget gave me- evidently sent to all members of the ASU history faculty (and perhaps all members of every department), a midsize black dog darted in front of the Grand AM. I slammed on the brakes and honked, fortunately missing the pup, who gave me a puzzled look.
The huge tome hit the floor of the car hard, ripping the binding. I looked at it briefly when I got home.
Every page is full of beautiful pictures, with some variation of "this XXXX has not changed in 100 Million billion years. This proves that evolution is not true." Every damn page.
Now, people should stand up for their beliefs, certainly, but show a little originality, hm? EVERY PAGE?! What the hell?
Anyway, I'm glad I didn't hit the dog.